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Finishing Move

• April 12th, 2012
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I Got Your Tweet Right Here

• April 11th, 2012
• Posted in Woot

Let Them Eat Breadcrumbs

Download Supercilious Birds and join the millions of players who are already displaying avian contempt!

The birds' eggs have been stolen by a group of boorish pigs! Show them who's boss by casting smug glances. Unleash a torrent of uppityness, and whisper amongst yourselves about the pigs' questionable conduct.

Pull up the birds' eyebrows with your finger to show the appropriate amount of disdain,  then release to glower nastily! It's easy to learn, but will take hours of frustrating repetition to master!!!

Get loads of unwarranted pop-up notifications, and post your high scores to obligatory leaderboards. Automatically post accomplishments to Facebook, Twitter, email contacts, and local sky-writing.

++++ NEW* FEATURES ADDED in V1.24 ++++

- New touchscreen controls let you control the angle at which the birds look down on others

- 100 new* levels

- 2 new* holier-than-thou birds!

- Fixed bug in which birds sometimes showed genuine interest in others

*Note: "New" does not imply "worthwhile".

Wear this shirt: While peering contemptuously through a lorgnette or pince-nez

Don’t wear this shirt: Near the unwashed social media masses

This shirt tells the world: “I have standards, albeit low ones"

We call this color: Not-Quite-Proprietary Periwinkle

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X – S: 8” x 10.53”
WXL - K4: 6” x 7.9”

Pantone Color(s): 144C - 2905C - 2915C - 298C - 639C - 7461C - 2945C - Black

Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.

8-Bits to Rule Them All

• April 10th, 2012
• Posted in Woot

Imagination is over-rated.

Nice try, P-Jack. But the game was WAY better.

Sure, the critics called your little film a “cinematic masterpiece” and it made a bazillion dollars worldwide, but I think we both know you sold out. Who needs imagination anyway?

No need to tire myself creating my own mental picture of The Shire when your interpretation is plastered on every 40-foot screen from here to Mordor. AND in HD. Have you no shame? I like my movies like I like my video games. In 8-bit. I don’t need to feel like Legolas’s luxuriously silken wind-blown Fabio hair is going to leap off the screen and scoop me up in some mystical elvish hug. I just need an endless supply of bombs to plant on every square inch of the rock wall until I eventually uncover the hidden cave where Gandalf is hiding with the ring.

And while we’re on the subject, what’s with making the ring so tiny? Where’s the challenge in that? In the game, it was a 900-pound hula-hoop of solid gold. That’s the real reason Frodo couldn’t do it alone. But I guess it’s cool you took some “creative liberties” with such a major part of the storyline and made it more about the “emotional” burden of carrying the ring. Whatever. WEAK.

Wear this shirt: In protest to The Hobbit premiere.

Don’t wear this shirt: to the after party. Self-righteous gamer geek was SO last season.

This shirt tells the world: you’d go to the ends of Middle Earth for a bottle of Crystal Clear Pepsi right about now.

We call this color: Black as Sauron’s cold, shriveled heart.

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X – S: 10.55” x 9.05”
WXL - K4: 7.91” x 6.79”

Pantone Color(s): White - 7507C - 124C - 146C - 159C - 186C - Cool Grey 8C

Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.

I Love Cats

• April 9th, 2012
• Posted in Woot

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Air Quoth

• April 8th, 2012
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Fire and Ice

• April 7th, 2012
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The Tyger

• April 6th, 2012
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The Formula For Success

• April 5th, 2012
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Artichokey

• April 4th, 2012
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Xenophile

• April 3rd, 2012
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