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TeeFury: Operation Extinction by Alex Solis – $9

May 31st, 2010
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Mens The Connection

May 31st, 2010
Posted in Designed By Humans . Shirts

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Ript: 24 Hours

May 31st, 2010
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Woot: A Beast’s Beseechment

May 31st, 2010
Posted in Woot

Bat Hair Day

Sure, I could have plastic surgery to cute myself up, like that self-loathing sellout Rocky. “Flying squirrel” – yeah, right.

But why should I have to puff up my cheeks and add a long, furry tail to get public acceptance? Just because I’m a night person who happens to have a flat face? Damn right I’m fed up. I’m fed up that after all this time, society is still so hung up on appearances. It’s so superstitious and cowardly.

I mean, yeah, I drink blood to stay alive. But people shouldn’t just assume.

Wear this shirt: while you’re tangled in the hair of your enemies.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re planning to eat someone’s soul. The element of surprise is essential for that kind of thing.

This shirt tells the world: “Beauty is in the suppurating puncture wounds of the beholder.”

We call this color: It’s Not My Asphalt I’m Ugly.

Design Placement: Left Side

Design Size:
3X – S: 15” x 11.79”
WXL - WS: 11.25” x 8.84”
K12 - K4: 9” x 7.07”

Pantone Colors: White – 490C – Black

Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.

We are catching up from the holiday. Overnight orders will ship on Wednesday for delivery on Thursday.

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