Archive for February, 2010
It’s Not Rocket Sci- Oh, Wait 3rd place in Derby #135: Faster, Higher, Stronger, with 780 votes! Some people say that turtles just aren’t meant to go fast. That moving slow is an essential part of what it means to be a turtle. When we use speed-enhancing equipment, they say, we deny our essential turtlehood. Forcing our unique turtle-selves into someone else’s paradigm is a recipe for cultural genocide and only helps those who wish to obliterate our distinctive turtle identities, the argument goes. You know what I say to that? VRRRRROOOOOOOOM! Wear this shirt: several sizes too small, to aerodynamically streamline your body. Don’t wear this shirt: at speeds above 17,500 mph. The friction will burn it up. And you. This shirt tells the world: “I don’t care if that rabbit takes a nap or not.” We call this color: 3… 2… 1… Black-Off. Design Placement: Centered Design Size: Pantone Colors: White – 1365C – 443C – 433C – 7488C – 350C Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
3X – S: 14” x 6.72”
WXL - K4: 9” x 4.32”
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